LETTER: What students heard at career fair
Dear Editor,
The top 10 most common responses from recruiters at the Career Fair to the question “Do you have any job openings?” are:
10. If you want a job, look on our Web site.
9. You only have to be on active duty for four years.
8. Do you have a master’s degree in electrical engineering with a particular emphasis in data port wiring?
7. Give me a “W.” Give me an “A.” Give me an “L.” Give me a “hyphen” …
6. What do you mean you don’t want to be a temp worker after four years of college?
5. I’m just a teller. I don’t have anything to do with hiring.
4. Hello. We don’t take résumés here.
3. Can you move to Guam?
2. Here, have a sucker.
1. We aren’t hiring.
Andy Haws