LETTER: What students heard at career fair

Dear Editor,

The top 10 most common responses from recruiters at the Career Fair to the question “Do you have any job openings?” are:

10. If you want a job, look on our Web site.

9. You only have to be on active duty for four years.

8. Do you have a master’s degree in electrical engineering with a particular emphasis in data port wiring?

7. Give me a “W.” Give me an “A.” Give me an “L.” Give me a “hyphen” …

6. What do you mean you don’t want to be a temp worker after four years of college?

5. I’m just a teller. I don’t have anything to do with hiring.

4. Hello. We don’t take résumés here.

3. Can you move to Guam?

2. Here, have a sucker.

1. We aren’t hiring.

Andy Haws