Most eligible bachelors–Scott Wangsgard

Height: 6′ 2″

Weight: 215 pounds

Hair color: Brown

Eye color: Hazel

Major/year in school: agriculture system technology, senior

Describe your dream girl: Intelligent and someone who can think for herself. Must be better looking than my dog.

What motivates you to get out of bed each morning? My ugly roommate, but I think “scared” would describe it better than motivate. Also, a strong urge to use the outhouse.

Describe your perfect date: Shooting clay pigeons on top of a mountain that we reached by horseback. And a slow dance in the moonlight.

What is your favorite quote? If they’ve seen it before, they won’t care. And if they haven’t, they won’t know what it is.

What do you want to do after college? I don’t know – just what old people do; work for the big bucks.

Is there anything that certain someone could do to win you over? Have a BIG ranch and NO brothers.

What is your best pick-up line? Ahhhhhh, howdy?

If you could meet one famous person, who would it be? President George W. Bush

What is something about you that would make you want to date yourself? I’m a good kisser. OK, I lied. But I am really nice.

Why are you still eligible? If I like them, they don’t like me. If they like me, I don’t like them.