Letter to the Editor: Merrill Library could facilitate paintballing

Dear Editor,

Let’s paintball in the old Merrill Library. During frosty winter months we students scrape our skulls for something fun to do outside the apartment. (Many of us cannot afford both student fees AND ski passes.)

The old Merrill Library would make an ideal arena for indoor, warm paintballing at all hours of the day and evening.

It would improve student health and fitness, improve the paintball-related economy, and the school could actually make money through advertising in the now-empty corridors. (Just no porn-ads this time).

Paintballing in decrepit buildings will become an integral part of Aggie life.

Once the Merrill is demolished we’ll simply move to the next building on the replacement roster: AgScience.

Thad Gillespie