COLUMN: Some headlines I wanted to see
New north end zone development will put Romney on par with the finest high school stadiums in Texas
Stew Morrill hitches up pants
Austin Ainge as good a coach at Southern Utah as Danny is GM of 24-58 Celtics
Dave Rose arrested after dramatic standoffCoach holds Utah County doc at gunpoint, orders him to perform his rhinoplasty for free
Jim Boylan blames winless 07-08 season on “bad juju” left over from Giacoletti era
Rose blames winless 07-08 season on his own ugly face
BYU’s Rose grows a pair, will play in Spectrum
Nevada’s Kemp, Sessions drafted late in first round, USU’s Carroll returns for senior year
Governor Huntsman issues official proclamation declaring BYU’s Rose a yellow-bellied coward
Cosmo’s Kids Club outing ends in disaster when lovable mascot takes youths to dive bar
Bronco Mendenhall, father of Cutter, Breaker and Raeder, announces wife Brick pregnant with fourth child, Bam-Bam
Nevada’s Mark Fox spotted at Malt Shoppe, sipping from same shake as WAC referee
New Mexico State’s Reggie Theus rappels from roof of Pan American Center wearing bearskin jockstrap and wielding broadsword
Heavens open, angels descend, USU football covers point spread against Oklahoma
Carroll credits teammates for distracting other team while he achieves rare quadruple-double
Brent Guy, Vance Vice and Darrell Dickey place 1-2-3 in “perfect name for a football coach” contest
Rashaun Broadus hired as official BYU basketball team bus driver
Skeptics are silenced when Rose family “ugly stick” used to beat Dave is publicly unveiled Mike Rose cited as further evidence of stick’s existence
Morrill coaches USU to undefeated 07-08 season, defeats urban poverty in America in spare time
Magic Johnson: a drop of Morrill’s blood cured my AIDS
Carroll slams revolving door
Morrill pins Rose in first round, administers noogies
Carroll, multi-sport renaissance man, defeats brick wall in game of tennis
Theus on Morrill: “my cuff-links cost as much as his whole outfit”
Riley Nelson completes two-year LDS mission in four months, to start at QB for Aggies”He’s just that good,” mission president says
AND A FEW WE’LL NEVER SEE
Morrill to team: “Forget fundamentals, this crowd wants to be entertained”
Marriott Center louder than Spectrum
Utah’s Whittingham coaches his way out of brown paper bag
Reggie Theus named worst dressed coach in WAC
BYU Ice Cats beat USU in Eccles Ice Arena
George S. Eccles Ice Arena smells nice, like rosehips
Theus spotted rooting through close-out bins at Ross Dress For Less
Mendenhall: “Tripping on acid changed my whole perspective on stuff”