Ask a ninja about universal mysteries

If you’ve never watched Strong Bad answer his e-mail, you really need to go into one of the big rooms with all the TV looking things and check it out. For everyone else, it’s time for something new.

Strong Bad is tough and all with his wrestling mask and boxing gloves, but can he reverse the flow of blood through a person’s body? I don’t think so. For that kind of coolness you need a ninja.

And now you can ask a ninja anything you want, and what’s more, you can watch him answer the questions of others, and then swear to kill the askers.

Questions answered by the ninja range from the mundane to the mysteries of the universe like, “Why do ninjas have such a great hatred for George Clooney?”

The “Ask a Ninja” videos have been bouncing around YouTube for a while now and have really started to pick up popularity, even inspiring several fan films. A new one comes out every week on the “Ask a Ninja” site.

Each production mostly consists of one guy wearing a ninja outfit in front of a bland background, but once again, it’s the writing that makes these films ninja cool.

So check out http://askaninja.com. Many of the links appear on the site will lead to YouTube which also hosts the videos.

After watching a ninja answer every question you’ve ever wondered, search for “Must Love Jaws” on YouTube. You’ll be glad you did.

Steve Shinney is a junior majoring in computer

science. Comments and questions can be sent to

him at steveshinney@cc.usu.edu.