P2
Ok, so, “Hi mom, this is your daughter. I’m staying late at work tonight until everyone is gone, even the janitors. Then, I’ll go down to the underground parking lot in the elevator. Oh dang, my car doesn’t start and my cell phone doesn’t work down here so the creepy parking lot attendant will close the doors, turn off the elevator and the underground parking lot lights, so that I am trapped and when I wake up from him knocking me out, I will be his date, because I look that freaking good.”
Because the main character of P2 is a top dog brownie, she will be able to wait for the perfect moment when a creepy parking lot attendant guy goes to put shackles on her feet and will kick him really hard where it counts and run off. She’ll still be trapped and magically find a way back out of the parking lot while creepy elevator guy pops out of anywhere and everywhere.
It might just be easier for her to date him once because nice girls like her do it all the time. She’ll tell her mom to not wait up because she can’t be helpless if she does.
I naturally hate scary movies and this one has the perfect freak show dude and Kirsten Dunst girl that make it a creepy thriller. But for me, I preemptively hate this movie.