Tweets of the Week: 14 November, 2016

Yesterday I lost $3, today it was $20, Guess my back pockets are not reliable. Another reason why I don't like carrying cash. #AggieStrife

— Paul E. Urzagaste (@paulerland) November 2, 2016

*walks into kitchen*
Grandpa: "Welcome to Trumpistan."

— Nadir Tekarli (@NadirTekarli) November 9, 2016

I FOUND A QUIZLET WITH ALL OF THE ANSWERS TO MY ONLINE EXAM AND GOD IS GOOD.

— Emily Orr (@EmilyyOrr) November 8, 2016

Made awkward eye contact while naked in the locker room with my flight professor today mid changing. How's your week been?

— a protagonist (@TheNotoriousTKB) November 7, 2016