April 5 — Tweets of the week

voldemort really had beef with a 6th grader

— 𝕤𝕦𝕟𝕗𝕝𝕠𝕨𝕖𝕣 (@spinubzilla) March 29, 2021

I know I’m about to turn 21 but I would really appreciate if my mom gave me an Easter basket this weekend

— Detective Duffin (@GageCarling) March 30, 2021

If we get this 4th stimulus I’m ordering Five Guys off of DoorDash

— CoopDoug 💰 (@Coopavelli_) March 29, 2021

We have been made aware of White Boy Summer. In Idaho we just call that ”Summer”

— State of Idaho Updates (@updatesforidaho) April 1, 2021

Im a California 6 and a New York 6 and a Midwest 6. Different things work against me in every region

— dj fuck (@eggshellfriend) March 29, 2021

So do Godzilla and King Kong kiss or does that only happen in the Snyder Cut?

— Tyler (@tmonson23) April 1, 2021

I sometimes forget im a redhead…then I see a picture of me and I get all proud ☺👩🏻‍🦰

— Savy (@savyknapp) April 2, 2021

"you sleep alot" thanks im trying to ignore reality

— A$AP (@asapsmains01) April 1, 2021

Bowling lanes 🤝 roller rinks

the vibe and smell

— Sie (@sierrabenso) March 31, 2021