Feb. 8 — Tweets of the week
Groundhogs Day is just astrology for people in Philadelphia.
— Gingeraffe (@tarren_jessop) February 2, 2021
Ultron really the most realistic villain because he spent 10 seconds on the internet and decided to end humanity
— Yassin (@YassinLNey) January 31, 2021
Sometimes you just gotta wait for the right job to come along. Excited to announce I will be applying to be the next CEO of @amazon 🙏
— 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐧 (@quinn_tilt) February 2, 2021
Why is Tik Tok equivalent to Forever 21 in my mind, they have the same vibes.
— Boop (@coopylow) February 3, 2021
If I ever use the wrong homophone please correct me cause I’m not tryna be stupid
— Sitting Cherry (@Michael_Cherry2) February 4, 2021
you ever been man-splaned misogyny in spanish by an RM or do you go to college outside of Utah
— hails🌈 (@haileydarrow23) February 1, 2021
Y’all listen to a groundhog but not the CDC? Okay
— Vinny Powell (@vinny_powell_) February 2, 2021
Petition to rename the jeep truck (which is really ugly) to the Juck
— The Gage Gatsby (@GageCarling) February 4, 2021
I don’t think my father, Jeff Probst, host of the critically acclaimed television show Survivor, would be too pleased to hear about this.
— Lewy Lewy (@lewnitedstates) February 4, 2021