How to survive a cold, fall football game

I think last week’s homecoming game proved to everyone who attended that “winter is coming.” For those us who like to enjoy football games in comfort, here are some tips.

Bring a jacket or a coat.

Even if you think it is overkill, and you feel like the biggest dork as you’re toting it along while everyone else is wearing tank tops and shorts, bring one. And make sure it’s a windbreaker. Even if the weather app on your phone says clear skies, I think we all know by now the weather can turn any minute in Logan. Plus, it gets breezy at night. You don’t want to spend the last half shivering and cursing at every pass play, penalty and time out.

Wear covered shoes.

This seems like an obvious one, but you would be surprised how many people wear sandals to a football game in October. I’m also a firm believer that the key to happiness during a football game in winter is toasty toes. So if you shouldn’t wear socks with it, find other footwear options.

Pack a poncho.

Before last week’s game, I was one of those fools that thought ponchos looked like glorified trash bags. I have since given myself a mental slap. I’m not fan of ponchos. But when it rains, and you’re lucky if it’s warm enough to rain after September, you won’t have to worry about getting your pants wet every time you sit down.

Bring sunglasses or a hat.

Unless the game starts at 8 p.m., you’ll want sunglasses. This is because the student section — yeah, it happens to face west. So basically for the entire first half, you’re squinting or trying to shield your eyes. Bring sunglasses or bring a hat if you happen to like your retinas.

Accessorize.

Gloves, mittens, scarves, beanies, ear muffs, hand warmers, feet warmers — think of winter accessories as one more layer between you and uncontrollable shivering.

Consider bundling up in a blanket.

I would say this one is optional 70 percent of the time past September. It never hurts to have something comfy and warm to sit on during half time, but unless it’s really cold outside and you’re not sure if your coat is going to cut it, blankets tend to be more cumbersome than helpful.

It’s about the money.

Some of us are walking Snickers commercials when it comes to being hungry. I know, I’m one of them. That’s why I usually bring about $5 with me, just in case I get unbearable to be around. According to USU’s Event Services Stadium Guide, no outside food or drink are allowed in — else I would tell you to shove a granola bar in your pocket — but rules are rules.

Football games at USU are hands down the best. These tips will help you remember the game, not the weather.

— Katie Lambert is a senior enjoying her last semester at USU. She likes to run outside, read and eat her weight in Swedish fish on occasion. You can follow her @klamb92.