Jan. 25 — Tweets of the week

whoever created the fake pockets on women’s clothing is going to hell

— angelprecious (@preciousdaangel) January 18, 2021

I’ve done a lot of living, laughing, and loving today, but never thought I’d be learning I’m a Garth Brooks stan

— space stepmom (@debatedebutante) January 20, 2021

Mr Biden sir congratulations on becoming the guy who owes me $2000

— Better things are possible (@InternetHippo) January 20, 2021

pizza cutters are like
“get this, we have one job and we’re bad at it”

— Lewy Lewy (@lewnitedstates) January 20, 2021

Inauguration Day is fun because I feel like it’s the closest thing the US has to a royal wedding

— brittany holiday anxiety edition (@brittany_33) January 21, 2021