LETTER: Israel sought return

Editor,

I should convert to Islam the better to give it a glowing frank. And then my brothers would not be alone in hiding their gifts of genius from Allah.

Mohammad Almasri, Letters Wednesday, November 13, 2002, has divulged, not his curriculum, but merely the standard Israeli élan when faced by their own memorial bridges. This is a faux pas sort of when like back in the days of Absolute Motion Michael Faraday could explain the effect of moving a magnet near a wire to generate a current. But was preempted by prejudice to explain how moving a wire next to a magnet generated a current.

Those of us in awe of Almasri’s Special Relativity who must seem like to him lumps of coal that can only keep a light bulb glowing for four hours wait for his like matter to release 1,680 billion hours of transmogrification to gratify the glory of greater justice.

Sean Lendrihas