Letter to the Editor: Somebody bring out the water hose please

Editor,

Somebody bring out the freakin’ water hose and drench this cat fight off!

Usually I am a person of quiet nature, but I’ve had enough about this stupid porn ad issue! So what about legal rights, if the Statesman prints it every year and it sets off this same uproar, then perhaps it should just be removed. Instead of provoking it, writing satirizing empathetic soapbox retorts,

sarcastic editorials, etc.

Think you’re so funny? Haha … I’m not laughing anymore; tempting to roll up this newspaper and smack somebody upside the head with it.

Alison Mackay

P.S. Good idea about paintballing in the old Library. I’ll second that!