Nov. 23 — Tweets of the week
no twitter, i don’t want stories i want an edit tweet option
— Colby Barrios (@colby_cola) November 17, 2020
going to get the vaccine 20 times just to flex on everybody
— Eddy Burback (@eddyburback) November 16, 2020
Do you ever wake up from an inspiring dream with an urge to tweet something revolutionary? This morning I couldn’t stop thinking that, “X-men mutants and Harry Potter witches/wizards are the same, just organized and trained differently.”
— Brandon (@avocadoanxiety) November 18, 2020
no mom it’s okay everyone on twitter is failing their classes too
— kAm ࿏ (@shrimpfrynrice) November 17, 2020
Bring back the Harlem Shake
Nothing wrong with it, simply just folks vibing.
— Rowdy Duffin (@GageCarling) November 18, 2020
what hits harder than being 9 listening to “somewhere only we know” by keane after buying it for 0.99 on itunes
— chad michaelson (@eggshellfriend) November 18, 2020
At breakfast my daughter exclaimed, "Nothing actually matters…All we do is live and die to continue the species…Life is pointless!"
Full blown existential crisis at age 10. Impressive.
— Patrick Mason (@patrickqmason) November 18, 2020
College during a pandemic: 0/10 would not recommend
— Nov. 30 🤍 (@ImBreaDanae) November 16, 2020
Remember when Half Blood Prince callously burned down the Burrow because they thought the movie was too slow?
— Tyler (@tmonson23) November 18, 2020
Anyone else love running errands during the holidays, like more than other times of the year?
— Boop (@coopylow) November 18, 2020
can't wait for my spotify wrapped to come out and tell me that i spent yet another year listening to the same music as i have since i was 14
— 𝔐𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔈𝔳𝔦𝔩 🦇 (@Hanarchy4theUK) November 17, 2020
Omg do y’all remember yik yak?
— Liz_Stillings (@liz_stillingsXO) November 19, 2020
Dearest Mother —
Lt. Merrill's name has been called. He will now fight for a different battalion. I trust he will feel at home in his new land. Like Bridgerland, the cows, cheese and cold weather is plentiful.
Aggie Nation is forever changed because of Sam Merrill.
— Craig
— Capt. Craig F. Smith (@CaptCraigSmith) November 19, 2020