Other captions to laugh at:

“Don’t lie to me, Steven, I can see right through you.”

“You weren’t kidding when you told me you had clear skin.”

Men! They are just little boys in big suits!

I think some of my blind dates have wanted to disappear before, but this is ridiculous.

I just feel like you’re never there for me anymore. It’s like you don’t even exist.

I think you are the only guy I’ve ever dated without a big head, but still…..

I thought I got past it, but I’m afraid I’ll have to stop seeing you completely.

It looks like you found the fastest way to lose 20 pounds.

Goodness, I didn’t know my breath was that bad!

I told you your dad’s suit was too big for you …

Are you even listening to me? It’s like you are not even there!

You were in all my classes! Funny how I’ve never noticed you before.

I’d like to start seeing you regularly ….

I know you only brought me here to break up. You’re so transparent.

I’ve been on a blind date … but never an invisible one!