Pre-emptive: Saw VI

“Saw” is the new “Land Before Time.”

Except replace all the cute dinos with gruesome serial murders. All the happy feelings and heartwarming endings with reverse bear traps and people digging out their own organs. And good wholesome family entertainment with an unquenchable thirst for blood and gore.

In essence – when you scrape all of it away – they really are the same. In the least, we will all end up with about 46 of each movie series as a part of our contribution to cinema history.

I’ll admit the first “Saw” was good, but – sticking with the dichotomy I have going here – so was the first “Land Before Time.”

It could also be possible the creators of “Saw” were just looking to make up for LBT’s obvious lack of violence that’s inherent when you put a bunch of dinosaurs together.

Either way, I’m going with LBT. Halloween or not, I pre-emptively hate this movie.