Some of the better ones…..

Were there any donuts lost?

Despite the unusual circumstances, son, it will still cost $50 for me to take the boot off.

This is Logan city’s new booting policy.

I’m giving you a ticket, sir. Your car is smoking within 25 feet of this building’s entrance.

Actually, officer, flames come standard on a hot rod.

That’s what happens when you park in a fire lane.

I’m going to ticket you because it is a red burn day.