True Facts about 7:30 classes

The horrors of the 7:30 class are known by Aggies everywhere. These morning classes are avoided at all costs, but, every now and then, there is no way to get around taking one. It’s then that:

1. There’s no way to be even remotely cheerful. Everyone gets a death glare: your best friends, that attractive person who sits across the row from you, the professor, everyone.
   
2. There’s also no way you’re getting ready for class. You might even be going straight home to sleep until the rest of your classes start. When the time to get up comes around, you’re just rolling straight out of bed.
   
3. A few minutes into class, your eyelids will start getting really heavy. Like rocks. Really really heavy rocks.
   
4. A little bit after that, you’ll catch your head falling a little. “Better wake up,” you’ll tell yourself, silently cursing the 7:30 class.
   
5. The next thing you know, your head is drastically close to hitting the table. You begin to panic. What if someone saw you?
   
6. As you come back to reality, you find that class is nearly over. You’ve almost made it. You have no idea what happened in the time you were dozing off, but it’s all almost over.
   
7. And after that, you’re free. It’s over. It’s time for celebration that those torturous 50 minutes have come to an end.
   
8. Then the cycle starts over again as you lie in bed the night before your next 7:30 class, praying that the semester will go by as quickly as possible.
   

— savannah.lund@aggiemail.usu.edu

@savannah_lund