Which Aggie ice cream flavor would you be based on your astrological sign?

Pisces: February 19-March 20: Cookie Fudge Ripple: Chocolate ice cream with chocolate cookie pieces, & chocolate fudge swirl.

You’ve gotta lighten up bro.

Scorpio: October 23-November 21: Centennial: Cheesecake flavored ice cream with dried cherries, graham crackers and toffee pieces.

Scorpios need to chill the heck out.

Aries: March 21st-April 19th: Lemon Custard: Custard flavored ice cream with a hint of lemon.

Aries and Lemon Custard come on a little strong.

Leo: July 23 – August 22: Aggie ROTC: Chocolate ice cream with raspberry swirl, chocolate cookie pieces, & toffee.

Leos and Aggie ROTC are trying so hard, it’s almost cute. Really, just trying, like, so hard.

Taurus: April 20 – May 20: True Aggie Night: Vanilla ice cream swirled with raspberry and dark chocolate raspberry-filled hearts.

Taurus like to take things slow and steady, and you bet you’ll feel every bite of True Aggie Night inching along inside your intestines (author’s note: This is only true if you are lactose intolerant, like me. Otherwise, it’s fine).

Virgo: August 23-September 22: Cookies and Cream: Vanilla ice cream with chocolate cookie pieces.

Cause even Virgos aren’t boring all the time.

Gemini: May 21- June 20: Aggie Birthday Cake: Birthday cake batter flavored ice cream with sprinkles.

Geminis and Aggie Birthday Cake both like to hand out headaches. Liberally.

Libra: September 23-October 22: Salted Caramel: Caramel flavored ice cream with salted caramel truffles and a caramel swirl.

Libras have a hard time making decisions, like this ice cream, which apparently can’t decide whether it wants to be salty or sweet.

Cancer: June 21 – July 22: Huckleberry Space Debris: Huckleberry flavored ice cream with Huckleberry & Raspberry Swirl, white and dark chocolate flakes.

Ah, yes. The ice cream is named after space garbage, and Cancers are named for their emotional garbage.

Sagittarius: November 22-December 21: Raspberry Sherbert: Smooth frozen dessert with a zesty raspberry flavor.

This dessert prefers to keep things ~light~ and won’t commit to being a real ice cream, just like how Sagittarius won’t commit to… anything.

Capricorn: December 21-January 20: Aggie Blue Mint

Underrated, but still somehow overhyped. Firmly maintains power at the top of the pyramid.

Aquarius: January 21-February 18: That Blue One: Tootie Fruity flavored blue ice cream.

Cute, but cold. Aquarius and this ice cream give off the same energy as “There is no war in Ba Sing Se.”